How to make Zumba popular with men. From The Guardian Express:
Zumba instructor and prostitute Alexis Wright has been convicted in an Alfred, Maine courtroom of prostitution, conspiracy, tax evasion, and theft by deception.
Wright used her Zumba training facility as a front to run a prostitution ring. She has been sentenced to ten months in jail. She will also have to repay $57,280 for accepting welfare funds of more than $40,000. It is believed that she netted more than $150,000 from prostitution.
The story has gotten some extra mileage because it happened in Kennebunkport, a picturesque and posh seaside town where George Bush the Elder maintained a place. She also videotaped her private exercise sessions and had a client list including “prominent members of the seaside community.”
According to the story, the Zumba entrepreneuress has turned over a new leaf:
Now that her life of prostitution, conspiracy, and tax evasion has ended, Wright promised a change in her life after her release.
“It’s my intention to stand up for what is right. When I’m out, I’m going to pursue helping people fight through situations that are similar to mine. I’m optimistic that something good will come out of this,” Wright said Friday, according to the AP.
An inspiration to us all. To pay our taxes, at least.
Speaking of misplaced inspiration, a Tennessee man who claimed the power to “decode” the tax law apparently misplaced his decoder ring. Knoxnews.com reports:
U.S. District Judge Thomas Phillips sentenced David Miner, 61, to an 18-month prison term for plotting a campaign to impede and harass IRS agents in a bid to help his paying clientele to avoid paying taxes and failing to file his own tax returns.
For $1,200, Miner sold a program to “decode” via an IRS manual a client’s Individual Master File, or IMF, which uses computer codes to document a person’s tax history, point out errors and write letters demanding the IRS fix those problems.
Assistant U.S. Attorney Frank Dale argued for a harsh sentence:
“Miner has written a book and other documentary materials, operated an Internet website, and spoken at various meetings, presumably on subjects related to defying the tax system,” Dale continued.
Not just a website, but an internet website! Which is still up, oddly enough. It’s full of tax protester nonsense, but I can’t argue with this assertion there:
We can’t help you convince your family and friends that you are not crazy or Satanic or destined for jail.
I’ve been trying for a long time, but my family and friends are convinced that some or all of these things are true about me.
How did the defendant justify himself?
Miner insisted that he believed his IRx-Solutions Inc. firm was not selling a scam. He said he was inspired by Joe Nelson Sweet, a Florida man currently serving a 10-year prison term for a similar venture.
The moral: when seeking inspiration, don’t look to folks serving ten-year sentences.
Debit cards don’t confer tax exempt status either. A North Carolina man has pleaded guilty to tax crime charges:
William Robert Hupman Jr., pleaded guilty today to corruptly endeavoring to obstruct or impede the due administration of the internal revenue laws, the Justice Department and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) announced today.
According to court documents, Hupman managed and controlled Security Concepts LLC. a security alarm company based in Mebane, N.C. Instead of receiving a salary from Security Concepts, Hupman received income by using a Security Concepts debit card to pay his expenses.
That sort of brazen skimming is likely to get caught eventually in any case, but the man may have done a little extra to attract IRS attention:
Despite the fact that employment taxes were withheld from the wages of Security Concepts employees, Security Concepts has not paid employment taxes and filed the required tax form since the third quarter of 2009.
The IRS notices that sort of thing pretty quickly.
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Robert D. Flach, AND YOU WONDER WHY I DO NOT USE TAX PREPARATION SOFTWARE. Robert passes on a tax software horror story, which we all have. Yet for all of its flaws, there is a reason most practitioners use tax software. It saves an enormous amount of duplicative work, avoids the vast majority of math errors, and enables you to get much more done. But you don’t want to cheap out on your software — you get what you pay for.
Robert is welcome to his hand-crafted returns, but I’d quit rather than do a 20-state 1065 by hand.
Not strictly tax-related, but when people get nostalgic for how wonderful things were back in the day, remember that back then TV makers actually competed on how easy it was to fix them when they broke.